Tuesday, April 22, 2008
Our Poll Has Been Infiltrated!!!!
I've just received very important news about our Jack Bauer vs. Jack Shephard poll. It is officially invalid!! Both Jason and my Uncle David cheated!! Can you believe it? I can. It all started the other day when I told Jason that Jack Bauer had been leading the poll for quite a while...and that maybe it was time for me to admit defeat. So, I told him that as long as he could promise me that he did not cheat in any way, I would close the poll and call it quits. He said...."well, I didn't technically cheat. I mean, some of my friends that I knew would've voted for Jack Bauer didn't get a chance to vote..... so I did it for them." How is that not cheating? I also noticed something peculiar that had been happening over the past month or so. Everytime Jack Shephard would get a vote, so would Jack Bauer. Even if nobody had voted on the poll in weeks, if Jack Shephard got a vote, so did Jack Bauer. That would be my Uncle David's doing. I guess nobody will ever know which Jack really is best........
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
Spouse Tag!
I am falling behind on my tags!! I have been tagged by Hayley Nazer, so here goes:
1. His full name? Jason Brad Nelson
2. How long have you been together? We'll have been married two years in August.....
3. How long did you date? We dated for two years
4. How old is he? 28, he's getting old!
5. Who eats more? I like to believe that we eat about the same amount, but Jason just laughs at me when I claim that I can eat just as much as he can. I tell you what though, in an eating contest, I'm unbeatable.
6. Who said "I Love You" first? Jason did. And then the next sentence was "I think we should get married...."
7. Who is taller? ha. He's an entire foot taller than I am.
8. Who sings better? Well, I don't know. I think we both try really hard...we'll just leave it at that.
9. Who is smarter? Jason. We took physics together during undergrad, it made me so mad that I couldn't beat him on the exams.
10. Who does the laundry? I do, but he helps out a lot!
11. Who pays the bills? We both do. But I think we both feel like we pay them more often than the other. Its debatable.
12. Who sleeps on the right side of the bed? Technically Jason does. But, he claims throughout the night I slowly migrate over......I blame my migration on the fact that the bed sort of sinks in wherever he sleeps, so I can't help it. Plus, I follow warmth.
13. Who mows the lawn? We don't have one....but I think we'd both probably help out. I used to be the designated lawn mower in my family, and Jason loves yard work.
14. Who cooks dinner? I do, althought if you must know, Jason has taught me pretty much all I know. I used to hate to cook, and never did it. But I have found that I quite enjoy doing it now that I have someone to cook for, and Jason says I'm pretty darn good at it. (Dad, you are not allowed to comment)
15. Who drives? Jason. Maybe if I had any sense of direction whatsoever I would drive more often. But, as is, I get to just sit in the passenger side and talk his ear off while he gets us where we need to go.
16. Who kissed whom first? Jason kissed me first.
17. Who's more stubborn? Me.
18. Who asked whom out first? Jason. We met in Anatomy class, but he didn't end up asking me on a date until long after the class was over because I moved to Hawaii to go to school for the summer.....
19. Who proposed? Jason, and it was super romantic!....what a man.
20. Who has more friends? Me totally.
21. Who is more sensitive? Really, is this a question that needs to be asked? I am, but Jason is really cute about the way he deals with my sensitivity. He can make me laugh so hard I can easily forget what I was frustrated about.
22. Who has more siblings? Jason, there are 7 kids in his family. But I am a close second, there are 6 kids in mine.
23. Who wears the pants? We both wear the pants, we're pretty good in this respect. We compliment eachother well.
I tag Angie Olsen, Karly Dean, Marci Preece and Celeste Olson(you can do your tag on our family post!).
1. His full name? Jason Brad Nelson
2. How long have you been together? We'll have been married two years in August.....
3. How long did you date? We dated for two years
4. How old is he? 28, he's getting old!
5. Who eats more? I like to believe that we eat about the same amount, but Jason just laughs at me when I claim that I can eat just as much as he can. I tell you what though, in an eating contest, I'm unbeatable.
6. Who said "I Love You" first? Jason did. And then the next sentence was "I think we should get married...."
7. Who is taller? ha. He's an entire foot taller than I am.
8. Who sings better? Well, I don't know. I think we both try really hard...we'll just leave it at that.
9. Who is smarter? Jason. We took physics together during undergrad, it made me so mad that I couldn't beat him on the exams.
10. Who does the laundry? I do, but he helps out a lot!
11. Who pays the bills? We both do. But I think we both feel like we pay them more often than the other. Its debatable.
12. Who sleeps on the right side of the bed? Technically Jason does. But, he claims throughout the night I slowly migrate over......I blame my migration on the fact that the bed sort of sinks in wherever he sleeps, so I can't help it. Plus, I follow warmth.
13. Who mows the lawn? We don't have one....but I think we'd both probably help out. I used to be the designated lawn mower in my family, and Jason loves yard work.
14. Who cooks dinner? I do, althought if you must know, Jason has taught me pretty much all I know. I used to hate to cook, and never did it. But I have found that I quite enjoy doing it now that I have someone to cook for, and Jason says I'm pretty darn good at it. (Dad, you are not allowed to comment)
15. Who drives? Jason. Maybe if I had any sense of direction whatsoever I would drive more often. But, as is, I get to just sit in the passenger side and talk his ear off while he gets us where we need to go.
16. Who kissed whom first? Jason kissed me first.
17. Who's more stubborn? Me.
18. Who asked whom out first? Jason. We met in Anatomy class, but he didn't end up asking me on a date until long after the class was over because I moved to Hawaii to go to school for the summer.....
19. Who proposed? Jason, and it was super romantic!....what a man.
20. Who has more friends? Me totally.
21. Who is more sensitive? Really, is this a question that needs to be asked? I am, but Jason is really cute about the way he deals with my sensitivity. He can make me laugh so hard I can easily forget what I was frustrated about.
22. Who has more siblings? Jason, there are 7 kids in his family. But I am a close second, there are 6 kids in mine.
23. Who wears the pants? We both wear the pants, we're pretty good in this respect. We compliment eachother well.
I tag Angie Olsen, Karly Dean, Marci Preece and Celeste Olson(you can do your tag on our family post!).
Wednesday, April 2, 2008
Idiotic Sarah Moments
Well, here are a few conversations that went down yesterday at work:
Lunch Conversation
Coworker: I think Sarah would make a really good cat burglar
Me: Maybe, but what would I do with all the cats?
Coworkers: (laughter erupts..........)
Me: Really, though guys. I don't like cats all that much.
Coworker: Are you being serious?
Me: Yeah, I really don't like cats.
Later in the day.......
Me: Hey guys, come check this out. Some lady wrote on her mail slip that her address is Puerto Rico, USA. What was she thinking? Isn't that hilarious?
Coworker: umm...........not really. Puerto Rico is a territory of the United States.
Me: huh? Then why isn't Puerto Rico in the "State Song"......................?
"ALA.....bama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, California, Colorado......." (I sang the song until the letter P....)
Coworker: speechless
Don't worry guys, I still have my job. And Jason made me vow last night that I would try really hard to restore the integrity of our family name.
Lunch Conversation
Coworker: I think Sarah would make a really good cat burglar
Me: Maybe, but what would I do with all the cats?
Coworkers: (laughter erupts..........)
Me: Really, though guys. I don't like cats all that much.
Coworker: Are you being serious?
Me: Yeah, I really don't like cats.
Later in the day.......
Me: Hey guys, come check this out. Some lady wrote on her mail slip that her address is Puerto Rico, USA. What was she thinking? Isn't that hilarious?
Coworker: umm...........not really. Puerto Rico is a territory of the United States.
Me: huh? Then why isn't Puerto Rico in the "State Song"......................?
"ALA.....bama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, California, Colorado......." (I sang the song until the letter P....)
Coworker: speechless
Don't worry guys, I still have my job. And Jason made me vow last night that I would try really hard to restore the integrity of our family name.
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